Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock.
He successfully argued his mammoth penis made it too difficult to walk β let alone work β and now receives a government pension.
I was 13 at the time and we had a collie dog named Rusty and he was always putting his nose around my pubic area.
The audience erupted, delighted to catch a front-row glimpse of the biggest penis in Newcastle.
Description: Which ultimately begs the question: Does he wish he was smaller?